Transmutant
A transmutant is an "ex man" who has mutilated their genitals. It's a play on the word "X-men" from the TV series.
Transmutant by Phil Feenicka February 5, 2023
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transmutation
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
transmutation by spill October 13, 2013
human transmutation
Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.
It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013
catastrophic sexual transmutation
When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
catastrophic sexual transmutation by heroditus August 25, 2006
Aural Transmutation
The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!
Girl: What's that?
Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.
Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
Girl: What's that?
Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.
Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
Aural Transmutation by Actraiser81 June 5, 2011
vagina transmutation
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
vagina transmutation by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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