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traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.
girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?
by steg0saur September 29, 2008
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Traffic Lights

A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.

Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?
Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?

Person 2: Okay.
by Random person 7474 April 8, 2021
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traffic lights

a game played by stoners.

usually played with between 2 and 10 people

first take 1 toke hold it pass it when the joint gets back to you breathe out and take 2 tokes hold it . then 3 tokes back to 2 then one. works well with foot longs
dude skin up lets play traffic lights.
by shiest miest April 9, 2010
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traffic lights

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.
We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?
by grief March 15, 2004
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Traffic Lights

A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
guy 1: dude... traffic lights?

guy 2: sure. pass the doobie.

guy 3: blaaaargh.
by GuitarDave January 14, 2008
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Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
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Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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