Trader Joe's 

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

Trader Joe's by matchflame July 28, 2004

Trader Joe's 

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

Trader Joe's by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

Trader Joe's 

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

Trader Joe's by Brian X July 9, 2003

Trader Joe's 

a store that has mostly white people

i went to Trader Joe's and i saw lots of white people!

Trader Joe's by janettttttttttt April 9, 2006

Trader Joe’s 

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

Trader Joe’s by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023

Trader Joe's Experience 

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

Trader Joe's Experience by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

The Trader Joe's Trap by anonymous August 30, 2021