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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

Asshole Teacher 

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.
Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
Asshole Teacher by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012

Gym teacher 

Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.
dude the gym teacher was staring at me.
Typical.
Gym teacher by Yourlovee September 20, 2019
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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