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Toxic Friendship 

Something No-BODY deserves to have go through.
And if you're going through a Toxic friendship, END IT. Don't be scared or worried, because in the end of the day, they're the losers, not you!

Advice to you if you think you're going through a toxic friendship:
1- Make sure of it. Maybe they don't mean it at all.
2- Fake friends usually: lie to you, backstab you, talk $h!t about you and then act "nice", try to control you, come to you when the need help, ignore your messages/ leave you on read/seen, get mad at you for doing something and when they do it, it's totally fine, ignore you when they're with other friends, etc. If your friend is doing $h!t like this, then LEAVE THEM.
3- At first, it might be a bit hard to leave toxic relationships, but after you gain a sense of reality, you realize they aren't worth it, it's not important if u knew them your whole life, it's not important if the rest of your friends usually side with them, none of that matters. What actually matters is how you feel towards them.
4- NEVER let these people affect your thinking, nobody deserves it. ONLY YOU do. So always focus on yourself, and remember, it's not really a shame to sit by yourself at lunch.
5-slowly distance yourself away from them (block them on social media, don't open conversations with them)
6- Don't get too close to people, always set limits, and don't have high expectations of others.
Girl: I feel very left out, my friend would always ditch me, and talk about me behind my back.
Girl2: Hey! She's giving you such a toxic friendship I'm here for you, she doesn't deserve your thoughts girl!!!
Toxic Friendship by L0st.Chi1d February 21, 2022
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Tixic Friendship 

Dang you and sienna have a tixic friendship
Tixic Friendship by Matik2k January 27, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026