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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
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Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)
did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group
by slyvon April 27, 2023
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