Tourrettris

The inexplicable need to fit oneself into small spaces and then curse loudly.

"Look at that poor boy in the row of shopping carts screaming 'whore', he must have Tourrettris"

Tourrettris by Finkle Winkle Peanut poo January 14, 2010

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch 

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Touretris 

The unexplainable phenomena which involves cursing loudly after misplacing a piece in tetris.

Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck! Aaaaggghhh! BOB SAGET!

Son: Oh man dad! You gotta stop playing tetris. Your Touretris is getting really bad!

Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck Salt!

Touretris by Dirty Whoopie February 20, 2011

texting tourrettes 

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

texting tourrettes by juliandorothy January 16, 2012

tourrettes tony 

the name says it all. this guy swears every 2 seconds and he lives on staffordshire oatcakes and toad in the hole. he loves breast girl and makes up one night stands. found dancing to indie in rb's and sniping one off on halo. he is the soul reason that the britpop wave finally broke. just contracted herpes on his face. its spreading.

dude, i saw tourrettes tony last night dancing and sniping in rb's, his herpes is well spreading....to his balls.

tourrettes tony by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

Tourrerist 

A person who acts badly while visiting a country not his own.

The Tourrerist was terribly drunk and threw up in the tour bus.

Tourrerist by Stratrovare June 9, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019