Tour Life

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.

Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."

by dwerner June 2, 2018

xo tour life

song that blew up after some rapper rapped about all his friends being dead

friend 1: xo tour life is a great song!
friend 2: all my friends are dead.
friend 1: *dies*

by am0777 May 20, 2018

Life on Tour

a constant partying for a larger part of ones life, A life style that consist of non stop partying.

guy1:damn brah you beat
guy2: naw i aint got nothing on hard life
guy1: who that that
guy 2:dude over there he's like 20

guy1:who aint no one there but that old man.

guy2:dude that old man is hard life

guy1:damn.
guy2: told you brah life on tour is rough.

by Gigga-Mo April 29, 2011