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Teleprompter Of The United States.

The official teleprompter of Barack Hussein Obama and the voice of the White House.
The TOTUS has told America that the White House's actions through Timothy Geithner to supply AIG with the money for bonuses was improper and that AIG should be vilified for it.
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TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States.

It is a pun on POTUS (President Of The United States).
"Without the use of queue cards or a teleprompter, our elected TOTUS has proven what a skull full of mush he really is."
TOTUS by higg -pa April 1, 2009
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In 2008, we elected our first Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), Barack Obama.
TOTUS by Yeah Yeah What What March 21, 2009

Totus Tuus 

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.
"My devotion - totus tuus"
Totus Tuus by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

totus porcus 

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)
I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.
The Techie of the United States. Appointed by KOTUS! (See KOTUS! definition) in 2025.

TOTUS!X is a level headed inclusive oligarchlike autocrat who excels in team building exercises like firing critical employees related to nuclear arsenals, ebola, air traffic control, and bird flu.

He created a meme coin called DOGE, ended up heading DOGE and considers himself much like the DOGE of Venice.

He is fascinated with the letter X.
TOTUS!X and his mature and seasoned group of 19 year olds deleted the team concerned with monitoring ebola. But it was only briefly and it was restored rapidly. Nothing to worry about.
TOTUS!X by cubano.fc March 1, 2025

totski hello

something you shouldn't look up on the urban dictionary
so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary
totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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