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Totemshit 

1. A pile of shit that is added to in height with successive shits taken on top of it. Originally found at Canyon Lake in the majestic hill country of Texas.

2. When you keep messing up multiple times in succesion.
After bean and cheese bonanza at chachos, we left a totemshit in their bathroom in the interest of savng water.
Totemshit by Poopy larue January 30, 2010
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path of totalshitty 

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.
At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.
The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.
Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.
tomshit by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011
A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.
25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are
toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

themshitz 

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!
themshitz by Jim November 25, 2004

toteslitfam 

How was your weekend?
Toteslitfam, Man!
toteslitfam by Shakes Peer April 16, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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