You funnel a full bottle of alcohol (your choice) into your partners butthole. Next you place a cork nice and deep, and instruct them to push. A tornado of sexy warm shit alcohol will spew from their ass, you must catch enough in your mouth to get drunk for it to count.
“Chloe was crazy when she did the Tornado Valley Butt Chug on me!”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)