Topburd 

A woman who gets things done who always comes out on top and people look to and thank.

She was a excellent shes a Topburd

Topburd by Bestist February 3, 2010

Topbird 

Derived from the acronym T.P.B.I.R.D. which stands for "That poor boy is real dumb." A term typically reserved for the least intelligent individuals on the planet or those born after 1980.

"Hey did you see that interview with with Plaxico Burress, he sure is Topbird."

Topbird by porkponcho January 6, 2012

Topbud

It's a person who knows that you are completely insane, but loves you anyway. Best friend material.

I just got back from Paul's funeral. His topbud made a very humorous elegy about all the crazy things they did together in their youth.

Topbud by Lucca September 19, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012