Top Turkey
“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
Top Turkey by Corncakes March 29, 2025
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Top-Tier Turkey Teeth
Are not just the run‑of‑the‑mill Turkey‑teeth veneers. They’re more pricier, upmarket titanium implants, which cost about three times as much. They still come off with that Turkey‑teeth, too‑white, over‑polished fake look, but they can last a lot longer and look a bit better.
His girlfriend posted a picture of him online next to a dog, both smiling—with him showing his top-tier Turkey teeth for a laugh.
Top-Tier Turkey Teeth by Jamie BM July 25, 2026
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Top Turkey • Top-Tier Turkey Teeth • Tom Turkey • Tom Turkey Booty Call • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger • top hat
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