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Top hole 

A chiefly British adjective/exclamation regarding something you find rather excellent.
What a truly splendid performance! Top hole!
Top hole by Reginald Herring June 30, 2005

top her off 

to engaged in sexual intercourse with a girl because she hasnt had a dick in awhile.
that girl looks like she is running on empty, hey joe you better go top her off

she is coming over to the filling station later tonight so i can top her off
top her off by TARGOLF August 18, 2012
THAT nigga. Usually the leader/supplier if not one of the best ones amongst the gang/crew of men in whatever hood they are in.
Tre & Juice hustled together, but Tre was outside longer and more focused to make it out then Juice so Tre made double what Juice made & brought more to the table for the entire crew. Tre was the top hat aka MVP
top hat by MONEY MULAN June 11, 2018

Tennessee Top Hat 

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
Tennessee Top Hat by Snotbubble January 8, 2010

Memphis Top Hat 

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
Memphis Top Hat by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010

Top heavy 

When a girl with large boobs and overall small body size make it seem as if she could fall forward at any given moment or with the slightest push in the forward direction.
Like when an SUV is top-heavy and could topple over much more easily than a lower roofed car.
When a short girl weighs more than the average because of her large breasts in proportion to her smaller body size. This makes it seems as if her boobs are too big for her body.
"Whoa, did you see that top heavy girl? She could fall over any minute now with boobs that big!"
Top heavy by DANTE20XX May 8, 2008