Toothyism 

Best religion ever. Toothyism is love. Purple is life. We love anything purple and DESPISE yellow it is trash it sucks i hate it so much im literally red while typing this. Toothyism is the best religion you could ever choose to be. We worship Toothy because he is better than tickles. CHOOSE TOOTHYISM TODAY WOOOO

Endra: Ew what is Toothyism that sounds sooo lame
Cool person: Its my religion and it it perfect.
Endra: Ewwwww
Cool person: kills endra
Endra: dead cuz she didnt turn to toothy

Toothyism by ToothyismIsCool July 26, 2022

Toothpimp 

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.

I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.

Toothpimp by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010

Toothfished 

When someone doesn't smile in pics, however, when meeting them in-person you find they have a horrendous tooth and/or teeth and you then realize you've been toothfished.

Sue Ann met Matthew online and then he met her in-person only to find out she had a busted-ass grill. He had been toothfished.

Toothfished by FTW4REAL July 1, 2016

Thottyism

Thottyism, thotteism, thottieism, how ever you spell it mean the same.

Thottyism (N)
The end of the line for women who are in state of thottery. Similar to thotism, thottyism describe women practicing their ability to be promiscuous, with the slight difference in options. The lack of options (masculine men interested) gives the women no choice but to embrace thottyism.
Being a thot is a choice before your fourth sexual partner, after your 6th sexual partner it’s no longer a choice, but who you are. It would behoove Those who end up in thottyism to let go of impossible ideas of the old world such as marriage and even more important to let go the idea of children as no one wants a thot for a mother.

Can you believe all these women with more than 4 sexual partners still believe they could be wives, imagine if some feminine man were to impregnate one of them? They’d be vaporized into oblivion, that would be his fault for not doing his due diligence and knowing who he’s fucking with...women like that should just embrace thottyism

Thottyism by Daddy Dex Morgano September 24, 2021

Toothist 

It's when you're disrespectful against teeth (tooth racism therefore toothist)

Danny: I don't like your tooth
Edna: oh my days that's so Toothist

Toothist by Tooth police July 2, 2023