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Toothless Tent Whore 

Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.

This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.
Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.
Toothless Tent Whore by Amy Jae September 19, 2019
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