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A paracytic creature that swims up someone's anus and attaches itself to the victims sphincter. Once it imbeds its fat unpleasant head into host, it is almost impossible to remove and causes serve pain and discomfort. Residing mainly in Port Phillip Bay Victoria, but will travel as far as Northern NSW and South Australia if conditions are suitable.
"Ohh Lord kill me now...I think a Toon just swam up my arse!!"
by Mundey Magic September 24, 2008
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Another word for tool, clown, dip-shit, dufuss, dumb-ass, etc. etc.

Toon short for Cartoon.
That drunk toon over there just cut me off and almost caused an accident!

Shut the fuck up toon.
by Trey134 March 23, 2017
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A really... really... really Canadian way to refer to a character in an MMORPG. Similar to how sliced round ham is called Canadian Bacon... They call a character a "toon"
wassup you hoser! I'm aboot to go home and try and level up my toon. I think I can hit level 59 today eh?
by Filthy Mug July 29, 2008
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a fool or muppit very commonly used all throughout britain
hey man ur such a toon!!
by O-T November 19, 2005
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The kind of cartoon being that you'd love to be friends with. They can break the laws of physics for fun, can't die, come in animal and human forms, and reproduce by playing pattycake, which is like intercourse but safe.
Roger Rabbit: But I'm a Toon! Toons are supposed to make people laugh!
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by MisterWhomstDVe December 25, 2019
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