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A group of hookers standing on the street corner wondering which one will be chosen first to satisfy their not particularly happy customers.
Towne by shescountry June 11, 2012
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Towne Deli 

The best deli in the whole world. Located in summit, nj.
Hey man, I just got a Hilltopper from the Towne Deli! It's fuckin' delicious!
Towne Deli by phishtweezer June 8, 2009
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Towne Lake 

A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.
Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!
Towne Lake by nedflembake January 20, 2011

Chuck-Towne 

aka Chuck Town, aka Tha "Chuck": Charleston, SC formerly Charlestowne.
One of the oldest cities in South Carolina; the former state capital (before present-day capital Columbia.

The most important and lucrative port-town in the infancy of the nation.
"Me an' dem boi gon' down to da Chuck dis weekend."

"Dem fools represent da Chuck Town"

"Dem Chuck-Towne boi sick!"
Chuck-Towne by KillaHurtZ January 11, 2006
1) N: One with a penis so small, that even one's own mother and personal docter must refrain from laughing if they ever see.

2) V: To prematurely ejaculate at first sight of any moderately attractive woman in the area. This does not ever involve any sort of embarasment as nobody looks in one's general direction anyway.
3) Adj: To have several qualities of a tiny, funny looking penis. Or to be easy to laugh at due to a tiny penis.
1) N: That guy is such a C-Towne. I feel so bad for that C-Towne.
2) V: Good thing nobody is looking, because I just C-Towned
3) Adj: Wow, stop acting so C-Towne.
C-Towne by pbop October 27, 2010
c-towne is the smallest big city in the world. Everyone who grew up there knows everyone else, and you can never really leave.
c-towne by aislingeach December 23, 2006

harper towne 

Hi any of my classmates graduating a year i am not putting out there but any ways why did you search my name up leave a like if you were in my class any year
harper towne was in my class, this is true bc i am ht
harper towne by hartfordconneticut October 6, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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