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One of the broadest terms in the universal dictionary. This term is subject to much discussion, yet due to heinous enigmatism and mystery, an exact definition has never been achieved.
'Shall we go tooms on this bottle of voddy?'

'We're off to toom it up in flat 9'

'What are you guys up to tonight?'
'We're having an epic game of toomy toomy 123'
by PC Adams October 13, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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that guy in town all the time...hes a retard
tyson buhr is a toom
by toomtass December 02, 2004
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