a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"
hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?
by spotlight ah moonlight ah October 30, 2021
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A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)
e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs
by Killer toob March 21, 2006
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Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
by Flowky October 20, 2020
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A more polite and fun way of saying go to hell
Ref: *doesn't call a penalty*
Person: TOOB ON YOU!!
by Sunnydownn November 29, 2020
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A person who has two sides of him or two identities.
by Mr. Keen April 2, 2023
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