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Too Slow For The Master 

Meening when you beet someone with tremendos speed..or when you descrase them with speed or or the try to race u n lose..
Person 1:"we won yeeehaa"

Person 2:"HI 5"

Person 1: *goes to hi 5*

Person 2: *moves hand out way at last minitue"

Person 2:"too slow for the master"

Person 1: "SHUTUP" *walks of in descrase*

too slow buffalo 

when u go to give someone a high five and they move away
hey man high five!
cool
*goes to give high five and pulls away*
haha TOO SLOW BUFFALO
too slow buffalo by LAURA!!!! July 18, 2004

MY PONY TOO SLOW 

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.
Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW
MY PONY TOO SLOW by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009

You're Too Slow 

A phrase that's become quite popular - a meme, to be more accurate.
To put it simply, its a side taunt that Sonic says in the game Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
"You're too slow! C'mon, step it up!" - Sonic The Hegdehog, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
You're Too Slow by Mr.Noob12 May 13, 2019

You're Too Slow 

An infamous catchphrase said by Sonic The Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl that was immediately turned into a meme likely as soon as it was heard.
Person who wants to play the game: "Bro stop running away!"
Annoying Sonic Player: "yOu'Re ToO SlOw!"
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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