Too Tall 

The Coolest Kid around. A Person is given this name when they have reached the heights of 6'7 and Taller. A "Too Tall" is always the center of attention and gets looked at wherever he goes. Because of this, a "Too Tall" must always look his best so that everyone can see how fly that "Too Tall" is, He is extremely popular. "Too Tall" Excels in sports such as, Volleyball, Basketball, and Swimming. Being a "Too Tall" makes you liked by Black kids, even if you are white, however, If you are not able to Dunk, then they WILL beat you up. Too Tall- A generally all-around Bad Ass, and you are lucky if you ever get to befriend one in your life.

How Tall?!? TOO TALL!!!!!

Too Tall, Let me see that Windmill again!

T♂♂ Tall! The Deffinition of Man.

Too Tall by T♂♂ Tall October 14, 2008

too tall 

When someone is just too tall to be a midget

Did you see that guy staring at me? What guy? the too tall guy. What? The one who is just too tall to be a midget.

too tall by Stanley307 August 30, 2011

too tall 

Being far beyond the normal range of heights, over 6'4" male or over 6'0" female.

That guy is 7 feet, that's way too tall.

too tall by 5'11"racer October 6, 2006

Too Tall Jones Syndrome 

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

Too Tall Jones Syndrome by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

the too tall girl 

that one girl in your math class that you can't get at because she's too tall.

if only i was a little taller, i could get at the too tall girl

the too tall girl by the nerdy guy September 24, 2017

too small 2b tall 

when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less.

I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's just too small 2b tall.

too small 2b tall by above average freak June 26, 2009

Tootall 

Abnormally large creature found in Hertfordshire, England.
Sometimes mistaken for big foot or the yeti. The public are generally warned to stay away from him as he is thought to be dangerous but he is usually seen with other people. Also known to do nothing but chest, back and arm work in the gym.

HOLY SHIT! what is that! must be the legendary tootall beast!

Tootall by muffinrape nomonom February 1, 2010