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An agreement between individuals wherein the last surviving participant inherits all of the assets from each member. Alternatively, the assets may be split evenly among each of the surviving members after a certain period of time.
To decide who would inherit our father's mansion, my brothers and I entered into a tontine. Only two of us remain.
tontine by Nine Iron June 6, 2005
Words you can keep
When you are lightskin muscular, and can make up your own words, especially when you are shorter than 5’8” and can lift heavy things!
I need to get up 405lbs it is constantly tontine me everytime I’m in the gym
Tontine by Datboii_jay July 5, 2018

Tontine muffle 

When a girl is being to loud so you smother her head with a pillow
Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
Tontine muffle by waf1501987 June 20, 2025

Tonkinese 

A breed of cat that is half Burmese, half Siamese. They are the most beautiful and sweet creature any mortal (or immortal) will ever meet.
'Aww! Look at the cute little Tonkinese. Isn't it so cute?'
Tonkinese by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014

rootinest, tootinest 

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.
Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.
rootinest, tootinest by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005
Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.
Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!
Tonting by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005
Comes from Spanish origin meaning tonto. Some synonyms are words such as Hernandez or Chiko. Stop being such a Chiko, or Hey, what are you doing, pinche Hernandez
Dont be a tontini.
Tontini by Elchingonbarbas October 30, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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