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Tonson

named after pine trees, a conehead with a nutty personality and probably likes festivities like Christmas
this guy still has a Christmas tree up in February. what a tonson!
by robinofpinewood January 11, 2021
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torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020
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Tonton

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
by TTJ G July 24, 2011
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tolson

hard as nails, not to be messed with and as straight as a lamp post.
hes a fucking nutter hes got to be a "tolson"
by a tolson August 9, 2009
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The Towson University Uniform

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009
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Towsonite

A person who hung out or hangs out in the Towson area of Baltimore Maryland. While not an official group or organized gang, this loose knit group of individuals of all races, sexual orientations and walks of life consider themselves a family and have taken care of their own since the late 1980s. Originally begun by a core group of social outcasts by the mid to late 90s the group had swelled to several hundred. Accused of being hooligans, misfits and runaways the group survives to this day.
Look at all the Towsonites out tonight.

Wow the streets are empty tonight, the Towsonites must be having a party.

Towson is too quiet the Towsonites must be at the tracks.
by CIMgod June 29, 2012
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