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A large indeterminate quantity of.

Synonymous with :

(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc

Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).
"I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do".
"There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris".
"Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too".
tons of by zimman August 28, 2005
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Tons of guns 

A phrase describing something that is of greatness.
Anthony: Casa De Mi Padre is tons of guns!!!
Tons of guns by St.Mantooth March 22, 2013

tons of fun 

A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!

John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
tons of fun by Cako September 4, 2005

tons of homework 

Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right after the grade has been recorded.
My evil English teacher gave me tons of homework.

My stupid Algebra II teacher gave me tons of homework.

Combined between my evil English teacher and stupid Algerbra II teacher, I have tons of homework!

tons of fun 

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with
"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"
tons of fun by Tons0fun September 1, 2005

tons of bucks 

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.
tons of bucks by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Tons of fun 

A person who is a lot of fun.
Signore is tons of fun. That guy is 2000 pounds of fun.
Tons of fun by Joesig September 16, 2020
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