Toms mum 

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

Toms mum by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Tom's Mum 

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

Tom's Mum by Fumita October 18, 2012

Tomsmumsacunt 

Tom's mother is a real cunt

Hey, your Tomsmumsacunt

Tomsmumsacunt by Not Barrack Obama October 18, 2012