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A turn-coat mother-fucker who's swears allegence to more than one north-west England football club.
Hello, I'm a Tommytwoteam twat with as much loyalty as a slug's bell-end.
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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