Tommy Mott 

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

Tommy Mott by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023