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Tominho
Tominho is the ship between the characters Minho and Thomas in The Maze Runner trilogy.
There is a meme where Janson shows Thomas two pictures, one where he is with Newt and one where he is with Minho and tells him "I need to know which side you're on." Janson refers to the ships Tominho and Newtmas.
There is a meme where Janson shows Thomas two pictures, one where he is with Newt and one where he is with Minho and tells him "I need to know which side you're on." Janson refers to the ships Tominho and Newtmas.
Related Words
Tominho • Tominoesque • tominko • Tomíno • Tomino's Hell • toninho • Totinhos • Yoshiyuki Tomino • Tomi Show
Tomino's Hell
A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
toninho
toninho by alex del piero March 17, 2008
tominko
tominko by mutharghds October 16, 2011
Tominoesque
(Adj) Characterized by an unexpected juxtaposition of what seems like a lightheared children's comedy show with a bloody massacre to the cast, unimaginable carnage, and naked space ghosts.
It was an extremely Tominoesque ending. Unbridled carnage. Everyone died horribly. And then everyone's ghost flew naked through space.
Tominoesque by Nexusbot? February 17, 2020
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