Tomalong

When a man named tom takes a long time or leaves you waiting.

Person 1: Tom said he'd be 5 minutes half an hour ago

Person 2: Oh tomalong!

by mmmmvv July 10, 2012

tomalon

An adjective used to describe someone that has suffered with severe bitch withdrawals since birth.

Vincent said to James “Be more confident dude, you don’t wanna seem like a tomalon!!”

by BoomyDog9846 January 16, 2023

tomalon

Verb- To approach a group of Cuban tweens in a freakish manner, often with genitalia out, and rarely “windmilling” his penis.

The short dicked man tomaloned those poor 12 year olds.

by NutBuster22 January 16, 2023