toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

tillery 

An establishment for the collection of a liquid by condensation and subsequent evaporation.
The opposite of distillation.

Anheuser-Busch hired an engineer so retarded he built a tillery.

tillery by card February 7, 2005

Mr Tolley 

the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.

example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"

Mr Tolley by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009

Tolleyball 

Game played on a tennis court using a volleyball. The game uses rules similar to volleyball with the exception that the ball is allowed to bounce one time per possesion.

Two to six players may play tolleyball per side.

Tolleyball by Joe Tolleyball Acer March 26, 2010

Toller 

The Toller is a red, fluffy and cute retrieving machine, but don't get caught on the word 'cute' - because it can be sly and disobedient too. It walks on four legs, has a reddish fur and often some white parts on the feet, chest, tail and head.
It was first found in Nova Scotia, Canada and then spread from there.
The Toller is often hyper energetic, suspicious and easily trained - if you manage to tame it, that is. It's not always easy to tame the reddish retrieving machine, 'cause of their stubborn behavior, but some people actually manage to tame them. If you do tame a Toller, you'll have a friend for life. If you don't manage to tame the Toller... well, let's just hope you do manage to tame it!

- What kind of pet do you have?
- A Toller
- Yeah... I wish you good luck with life!

Toller by tollerTamer March 24, 2011

Trollery 

The behavior exhibited by internet trolls while they are trolling. This is similar to the unintelligent act of tomfoolery, except with intention of being a complete douchebag over the internet to people you don't know who more than likely would be able to kick your ass in person.

Stupid fucking trolls. I can't make a serious forum posting without seeing their damn trollery.

Trollery by MercuryDragon March 25, 2011

tolleyism

S: (n) tolleyism an artifact that is more complex than any reasonable person could imagine and at the same time, does not actually function

that chunk of code is a real tolleyism

tolleyism by dignbta January 13, 2011