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Toilet ghost 

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall
Toilet ghost by anonymous March 18, 2022

Toilet Ghost 

The shit smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump, even if they've flushed and deo'd the place. This could last for one hour.
Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"

Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."
Toilet Ghost by Beastly Cock June 3, 2009

Toilet Ghost 

Toilet Ghosts - After sex, when the urge to piss occurs, the little bits of remaining semen spray into the toilet, and turn into wisps that look like ghosts.
Yo bro, check out my Toilet Ghost...
Toilet Ghost by Vladimir AK-47 July 30, 2020

Ghostride The Toilet 

To get stupid dumb, in a frenzy crazed like state and exrete one's inner workings in the vicinity of, but not actually in the bathroom receptacle. The shower usually exhibits this characteristic as well.
I'm gonna get all hyphy up in this bathroom and ghostride the toilet.
Ghostride The Toilet by NMAF August 17, 2011

toiletghosts 

some mf on the clock app that asked for this
Girl YESSS!! go follow toiletghosts
toiletghosts by A GUILLOTINE January 3, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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