The nicest and most loyal friend you will ever have. They make sure you feel loved and will support you when you are down. Never hurt a hanako because you'll regret it really bad after. Hanakos are the best and should be loved by everyone. Hanako also loves nirvana it is one of hanakos favorite bands. Hanako is really fun to be around and brightens the mood whenever they are around.
'Who's that cool person over there??'
'OH that's hanako'
Some ugly ghost boy who hangs around this blondie. 4'll with a choppy ass bowl cut hes had his whole life (how does it manage to look better on his IDENTICAL twin brother??), hands built like a cardboard box, the type to read a love letter for someone out loud, canonically lived in a bathroom for 50 years, who somehow is loved by half the fandom when theres this cute girl he hangs with (theyre in denial or maybe i should give them my glasses instead)
This girl will brighten up your world! she’s so hot oh my goodness! she’s just flaming me up and down and all the way around. Whichever way you want it to go!!! 🥰🥰
“Damn! That’s Hanako? I fumbled”
“No, I fumbled! She deserves a booty clop.”