toilet dance 

after you are done taking a piss, you shake around uncontrollably for a few seconds.

After i got done pissing, i shook a little. I called it the toilet dance

toilet dance by dodongo56 November 7, 2010

Toilet Dance 

The action of throwing 1 sheet of toilet paper into the toilet, then when you pee, you direct your aim towards it, therefore it makes it look like the sheet of paper is dancing.

"I was bored so i did the Toilet Dance."

Toilet Dance by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

give the toilet a lap dance 

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

give the toilet a lap dance by popsiclelover August 17, 2009