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n. A subtle way to call someone a homosexual.
"Wow, you're a fuckin toggaf!"
toggaf by projectRN March 20, 2005
Adj. (Toe-Gaff)to act like a complete douchebag/faggot in front of everyone.
it is faggot spelled backwards. You are about to experience a mahlment. watch out!
Shut the fuck up you toggaf!
Toggaf by Garrett Dane July 29, 2010

Toggafsyk 

Toggafsyk is a guy who can't use grammar and somehow he is a HR in Nation of Sinister. His name also means kys faggot, but somehow he got unbanned one million times.
Guy 1: "Hello Toggafsyk, how are you?"
Toggafsyk: "Am gud hwo r u?"
Guy 1: "What?"
Toggafsyk: "AM SIMP AM SIMP AM SIMP"
Guy 1: "Okay..."
Toggafsyk by vivacapsuni May 13, 2020
An incredibly talented soccer team, especially one that gets along well and has a lot of fun while training and competing. Also spelled taugnoff.
Wow, did you see that team? They were so tognoff!
Tognoff by Socceroo10 September 9, 2011
n.
(masculine)A fine gentleman who enjoys the company of other fine gentleman.

(feminine) A handsome woman who enjoys the company of other fine upstanding women.

(general) A very special individual who you may have a disagreement with on the internet.
Hey, get a load of those Taggofs over there, wow they look like they're having a gay old time!

I met a Taggof on the internet who challenged me quite harshly on the topic in question.

She was a mighty fine Taggof, and that is why she had no interest in the likes of me.

He was a special Taggof, in fact, he was a Ginreg Taggof!
Taggof by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018
someone who attributes the qualities of a dumbass, idiot; one who behaves in an extremely illogical, stupid way (shortened form: gaf)
Geeze look at that toggaf who thinks he's the shit! He looks like a complete fool right now.
toggaf by Janjawitis May 3, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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