Toddhop 

To Toddhop is the process of briefly attending multiple events for purposes of image and public perception, without any genuine desire to participate in the event or whatever cause the event supports. Named after the Washington, DC politician Brandon Todd, who famously attends multiple public events for five minutes or less, simply to be seen, with no intention of providing meaningful support once elected.

I’ll be there around 10, I have to Toddhop this PTA meeting first or my wife will kill me!

Toddhop by Joeh202 March 12, 2019

Todhoppler 

The girl in between the girlfriends, who has no shot in hell to EVER be your girlfriend, but is a necessary part of relationship recovery. Also known as the rebound.

Frank: Okay, so I'm not totally over Jenn, but I met this new chick Lisa last night and my spirits are lifted.

Ted: So you're saying you found a todhoppler? When do we get to meet her?

Frank: Nah, but she'll be waiting for me at my apartment later. Situation averted.

Todhoppler by KFKV November 8, 2010

Toddhole 

A guy named Todd who is an “asshole” . He sufferers from fataphobia when it comes to women. His favorite word is CUNT. His hobbies include surfing, making rude comments and drinking too much.

You’re such a to Toddhole!

Toddhole by Mishele February 18, 2024