When you're two years clean and sober, like Toby, and you're so surprised at yourself for doing it, you must announce it. Constantly and obnoxiously.
Nobody:

Toby: I'm celebrating my tobriety today. I'm 2 years clean and sober. Make sure you spread the word. Weed is a hard street drug.
by Toast McGullicuddy February 17, 2019
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