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Toaster Strudle 

A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)
That toaster strudle was sure delicious and BETTER then a pop tart!
Toaster Strudle by TheLittle September 3, 2010

Toaster Strudle 

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle
Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo
Toaster Strudle by illLocus May 15, 2018

Kansas toaster strudle 

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.
Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!
Kansas toaster strudle by Big_duck December 23, 2008

Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
Toaster Strudel by YDM May 26, 2014

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
Toaster Strudel by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Toaster Strudeled 

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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