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Toad Job 

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009

toad job 

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment
When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack
toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026