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Toad Job 

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Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009
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toad job 

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(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
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toadjob 

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A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment
When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack
toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022
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Larpenomics

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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Chewed 

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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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Blue Movie 

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A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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