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Toad Job 

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Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009
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toad job 

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(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
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toadjob 

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A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment
When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack
toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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Fleg 

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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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