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Toad Job 

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009

toad job 

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment
When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack
toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026