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Toad Job 

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009

toad job 

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment
When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack
toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026