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to shank 

To take a shit and masturbate at the same time
I was having a shit and decided to masturbate towards the end. Oh so you decided to shank?
to shank by Poopzz November 27, 2015

to shank 

To shank someone means to give then a beat down / fuck them up

This can be done either virtually (COD4) or physically (someones face)
To Shank

Joe: I will shank you !
James: Aw Shit !
to shank by Smithy Mate ! June 12, 2009

To shanks 

I met with the five elders to shanks you
To shanks by anonymous November 26, 2023

you just sank my boner to the ground 

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.
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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
Toshank means a hot guy who can steal your girl with his charm. Sharp minded person. really loves to have drinks . A genius in frustrating situations.
Toshank is really a fun guy but u have to love him the way he is and because he can take bullet for a friend .
toshank by Toshank November 21, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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