To me you are you

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.

Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

by Trusavage3k0 April 2, 2018

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i don't like the way you are talking to me.

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.

Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016

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are you lying to me?

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.

Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

by douknodawae March 21, 2018

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