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To me you are you 

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.
Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

i don't like the way you are talking to me. 

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

are you lying to me? 

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.
Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

You are cowards to me 

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you are cowards to me 

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Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'" 

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'" 

Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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