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taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl
Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

go to church 

the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.
"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"
go to church by homegirlfromcanada September 6, 2008

taking me to church 

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::
That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

Took me to church 

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"
Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

took her to church 

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.
I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.
took her to church by mrwinter March 22, 2007

Take Me To Church 

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.
person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.
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