To Church

To Church is to find a hiding spot at work to smoke in

I really would like To Church right now

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

go to church

the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.

"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"

by homegirlfromcanada September 6, 2008

taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

by Herr Neal March 4, 2015

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

Take Me To Church

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.

person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.

by tragically_cipher February 9, 2017