-My ancestors were here 3,000 years ago. If I don't take your house, someone else will.
-Do you mean I'm being israeled?
-Do you mean I'm being israeled?
by warpscrambler October 28, 2023
Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel November 1, 2023
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”
-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??
Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
by israeled October 23, 2023
Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting? Am I being israeled?
by Urban_lebanese October 21, 2023
Ali: Jacob just israeled my $50 pen!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!
by i3KBS October 25, 2023
My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.
by Truth teller G October 30, 2023