TMF

Used when someone has Too Much Forehead. Also known as a fivehead.

"Dude, check out that hottie!"

"Naw man, TMF."

by hppeeves May 22, 2009

TMFS

This Meeting Fucking Sucks

Damn. TMFS. It is way too long. Karen is talking too much.

by phdeed2015 February 7, 2021

TMF

Usually means “The mother fucker” or “this mother fucker” or “That Mother fucker”

- Did you see David?

- Yeah TMF just ignored me though.

by Fatherritz February 22, 2018

TMF

Short for Too Much Face. A term used by many women that greatly prefer a man with a beard over one without.

Hey Sarah, did you see Justin lately?! Yeah, TMF! He needs to grow that beard back!

by ohtopdx May 11, 2013

TMF

This Mother Fucker.

TMF is going to get his ass beat.

by Bactria February 6, 2012

tmf

Today mothafucka
Used when trying to urge someone to move quickly

1. Impatiently waiting for his burger, john yells out "today mothafucka" at the people making his food
2. Friend texts, "wait, i have to change my shoes" you text back, "tmf"

by lovelylucinda September 5, 2013

TMF

total mind fuck.

Lyss: So did he just play you, or is he into you?
Kels: I dunno dude, that was a TMF.

by kdeuce17 July 28, 2011