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Too Much Fucking Dick

Pain that is experienced in the jaw which is the result of sucking too much dick.
Girl 1: My jaw really hurts.

Girl 2: You've probably got TMFD.
TMFD by Toasty the Toasty January 11, 2012
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Our team is so good we're tmfd
tmfd by Jesus Christo Jr. September 24, 2007
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TMFD by khn ddot February 3, 2021
this mutha fucka don't give a shit.
tmfdgas by lmgtfy April 13, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026