tit-ti-
plop. Noun. An example of an onomatopoeia, the noise made by the undersurface of a
breast repeatedly flogging the cephalad surface of a
female beer gut, such as when a tittipotamus ambulates at normal speeds.
Much to his chagrin,
Paul awakened to the sound of a tittiplop; it was then that he realized his
wife had turned into a tittipotamus.
When riding the retarded horse,
Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...