When you jack off your best friend and make them cum inside their pets mouth while playing fortnite then yours and your friends tits fart and explosive diarrhea comes out your fat asshole
The rare and sacred event when trapped boob-air escapes with the force of a kazoo solo, usually mid-hug, during intimacy, or right when silence is required
“She leaned forward during the meeting and unleashed a tittyfart that echoed through the wholeoffice.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.