titty balls

Perfectly round, perky, tennis ball-sized breasts normally only seen on 18 and 19 year old coeds.

"I haven't seen titty balls like those since Spring Break in Cancun."

by A teamer December 13, 2006

Titty Balls

The perfect pair of round, perky tits.

Damn, look at them titty balls!

by SM January 30, 2005

Titty Balls

A pair of tittys that hang where balls should be.

Those titty balls sure are funny looking.

by ElectricSweater December 28, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Titty Ball

Someone who has no hair and big eyes, mike wizowski, egg, bowlingball head and get flammed every single time he talks. Not to mention he cant roast either.

Titty Ball: *sneezes*
Kid: "Shut up"
Titty Ball: "I dont shut up i grow up, so stop being so ugly before i take your mom virginity"

by buddabuddawooo February 19, 2023

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006