Titty Balls

by SM January 30, 2005
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Titty Balls

A pair of tittys that hang where balls should be.
by ElectricSweater December 13, 2005
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titty balls

Perfectly round, perky, tennis ball-sized breasts normally only seen on 18 and 19 year old coeds.
"I haven't seen titty balls like those since Spring Break in Cancun."
by A teamer December 11, 2006
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titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.
by TheHungarianHeat August 02, 2006
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This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”
by 2ballbitch January 15, 2022
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title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"
by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007
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