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Tittiemonster 

Female homosapian; the breast no matter what size lurk without; the monster lurks within.
Term comes from Alabamaian
tinmen (siding salesmen) who came north to Ohio for the winter in the late 70's.
Not to be confused with tittie enthusist definitely a different animal.
Tim is always going to know that the tittiemonster will rear it's ugly head; no matter how attractive a women she is.
Related Words

tittiecocks 

Holy tittiecocks! That man just ran the red light.
tittiecocks by Ben Kanko October 28, 2006

Tittieboner 

1. an awkward exclamation of emotion, usually anger. usually used as an interjection
2. the process of the nipples getting "boned"
3. common greeting to friends and strangers alike
4. getting a boner by boobs
5. pronoun for (almost) everything
1. "WHAT THE FUCK? I SHOT HIM LIKE OVER 9000 TIMES IN HIS FACE! TITTIEBONER!"
2. "Aw I just got a tittieboner right now looking at that sexy beast."
3. Guy 1: "'sup."

Guy 2: "Tittieboner."
4. "Those boobs are nice. Woah, tittieboner."
5. Teacher: "Ok class, what's 2+2?"
Kid: "TITTIEBONER!"
Tittieboner by Shoop deh Whoop December 11, 2011