Female homosapian; the breast no matter what size lurk without; the monster lurks within.
Term comes from Alabamaian
tinmen (siding salesmen) who came north to Ohio for the winter in the late 70's.
Not to be confused with tittie enthusist definitely a different animal.
Tim is always going to know that the tittiemonster will rear it's ugly head; no matter how attractive a women she is.
1. an awkward exclamation of emotion, usually anger. usually used as an interjection
2. the process of the nipples getting "boned"
3. common greeting to friends and strangers alike
4. getting a boner by boobs 5. pronoun for (almost) everything
1. "WHAT THE FUCK? I SHOT HIM LIKE OVER 9000 TIMES IN HIS FACE! TITTIEBONER!"
2. "Aw I just got a tittieboner right now looking at that sexy beast."
3. Guy 1: "'sup."
Guy 2: "Tittieboner."
4. "Those boobs are nice. Woah, tittieboner."
5. Teacher: "Ok class, what's 2+2?"
Kid: "TITTIEBONER!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.