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Tit smack 

Used to describe an event where a woman's large breasts smack against someone, something or even themselves.

Alternatively, it can be used the other way around to describe the action of actually smacking an individual or set of titties.
Ex. 1

Without looking, the french teacher, Ms. E. Norma Stits quickly turned around and tit smacked lil Timmy in the face, knocking his glasses off.

Ex. 2

Shut the fuck up or I'll tit smack the shit outta you with my dick!
Tit smack by Youknowwhoiam2 January 23, 2014
Words you can keep

Tit-Smacker 

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!
Tit-Smacker by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

tit sack 

Her left tit sack seemed to hang down further than her right one
tit sack by rightbackatcha January 23, 2009

the tit's nut sack 

The very very best
Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.
the tit's nut sack by dr fjord October 17, 2013

Titsmacker 

A girl with really banger titties. Those tits are so out of this world that when you pass her on the street you just wanna smack them bitches.
Bro pranav's girl is soo busty. Hell yeah man she's a grade A titsmacker.
Titsmacker by Cool j January 17, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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